Monday, October 17, 2011

A Bio, of Sorts

Right, so who the hell am I to presume to offer a service like this? Well I'll tell ya who I am.

It doesn't fucking matter who I am.

I'm just a guy who has spent a long time trying to lose all the socialized biases and weird useless taboos that make life so much harder than it needs to be. I'm a person who cares more about what is than what I wish was. This means I can look some shit straight in the eye and call it by name when it might be very tempting to just sort of let the fucker slide.

Sounds exciting, eh?

So the other obvious questions is why should you listen to me? Simple answer. You shouldn't. Imma let rock star extraordinaire and known trouble-maker Al Jourgensen lay it out for me:

Don't listen to me listen to your head
Don't listen
Don't listen to anything, they've said
Don't listen
(lieslieslies by Ministry)

All I want to offer here is a perspective, a view you might not be able to get to yourself. Only a fool lets another do their thinking for them. Now, you're not a fool. Are ya?

I didn't think so.

So you send me a problem, and I'll analyze the shit out of that bastard and lay down some mighty sharp ideas on its shape and extent as well as possible strategies for sorting it out.

Is your problem solved? No, sir, it is not. You pretty much have to do that part on your own. Ain't that some shit?

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